The Watcher was as floored as anyone by the news that Ellen DeGeneres would replace Paula Abdul as a judge on “American Idol.”
Fox announced late Wednesday that she had been signed to a five-year deal.
Apparently, The Powers That Be at Idol scoured the entire music industry and found that - unlike fashion, dance or cooking - no one in the business could think and talk at the same time.
I guess if we’re going to pick a non-musical figure, Ellen is an excellent choice. She’s funny, smart and can extemporize. The odds of her speaking in complete sentences are pretty good. She’s also an “AI” fanatic with a long-standing relationship with the show.
And she can’t be as bad as Randy Jackson or Karandy Jackson.
But the correct choice to replace Paula was no one. Four judges are simply too many. It didn’t work with the guest judge format in seasons 2 and 3. It certainly didn’t work last season we found ourselves listening to less music and more blabbering than ever.
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For those of us hoping that the producers of “American Idol” might come to their senses and drop the four-judge idea, here’s a bit of bad news:
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